spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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