This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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