i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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