he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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