your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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