I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Randomize