Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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