I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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