I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Houston, we have a blender
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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