she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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