Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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