Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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