i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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