that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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