White coat. Heels.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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