The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
The air taste purple.
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