he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Randomize