hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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