just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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