What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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