There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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