no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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