question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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