i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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