I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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