You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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