Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
