Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
i just had sex bonerless
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I know her cup size but not her name....
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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