The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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