I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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