Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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