I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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