i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Randomize
