I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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