So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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