He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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