I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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