he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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