Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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