Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
This house was built for laser tag.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
