i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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