i may or may not be watching the land before time
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
i think my cat just said my name.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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