Her vagina should come with caution tape.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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