yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
false alarm, still single
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