This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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