He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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