just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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