I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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