i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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