So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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