gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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